I like how all of these 11-17 year olds are just going to school with vampires and werewolves and giant spiders and vicious three-headed dogs in their backyard, yet they need a permission slip with an iron-clad parent/guardian signature to go have a harmless butterbeer at the nearby wizarding village.
Okay, Hogwarts. Okay.
I WANT TO BUILD A BLANKET FORT
AND I WANT TO PUT FLOWERS IN A BEARD
AND I WANT TO TAKE A NO DESTINATION ROAD TRIP
AND I WANT TO EXPLORE ABANDONED BUILDINGS
AND I WANT TO ROAM GRAVEYARDS
AND I WANT TO DRINK COFFEE AT CAMP
AND I WANT TO GO SKINNYDIPPING
AND I WANT TO DRINK CHEAP BOOZE
BUT HERE I AM
IN MY LIVING ROOM
the first three words you see are what you want most in life right now
Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse
50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes
Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?
50 Shades of Glorified Abuse
50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use
Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink
you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE
come closer one second
okay close enough
i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?
that would be me.
do you know what this crown means?
it means i look fucking cute
and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt
now as your fucking queen, i royally declare
that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema
I find it troubling that so many video games are getting movie adaptions on the near future. If a story is written to be carried out in a non linear way, why change that just so it’s more accessible to people. Is that not kind of an insult to the people who wrote the game in the first place?
video games are a wonderful escape from reality until you see your reflection in the loading screen